Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Minister: "I'm sorry, sir, your soul is diseased."
Man: "So...I need to accept Christ and have my soul renewed?"
Minister: "Well, that's one option, but it's risky and will have side-effects for the rest of your life. What I suggest is a soul transplant. We can have you put on the waiting list, and with luck, someone will abort their child and one will be come available."
Man: "Um...okay. Should I be praying about this?"
Minister: "If you like."