Thursday, July 25, 2002

Haikus

Pot-smoking bung-holes
I hate the Italians
They suck at soccer

Dog-language speakers
They keep me up late at night
Shut your filthy gobs

HokiePundit mad
Send them back to Italy
Deport them post-haste

In case you were wondering, this dorm is infested with about 60 Italians who come here in two-week shifts, stay up until all hours speaking at huge volume levels, suspiciously come into my room for no reason, and smoke pot like it was going out of style. I want them deported, excommunicated, or their guts stomped. I am displeased.

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