Friday, June 28, 2002

Oh, come on. Is that the best you can do to try and discredit the President of the United States? Let's all say it together: Barbara and Jenna Bush are private citizens. Can you say that? I knew you could.

Now, there is apparently no proof other than the accounts of intoxicated eyewitnesses. Two old German ladies thought that another Indian patron at the concert I went to last night was V.S. Naipaul, but they were wrong. Lloyd Grove seems to be giddy at the possibility of the Bush twins being arrested, but given the fact that they didn't cause trouble, didn't get caught by the police or ID-checkers, and the only witnesses to what would be a misdemeanor crime were drinking, I somehow doubt it'll come to that.

Now, I have to ask: would it be okay if we followed (okay, stalked) Lloyd Grove, called the police when he was speeding, and generally mentioned that he picks his nose in public, has a mistress, and never donates to the Salvation Army at Christmas (assuming all these things were to be determined in the course of an investigation, of course)?

Leave the girls alone (let me pester them...)

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