officially misses the good ol' US of A. We've got quite a few things that our cross-pond cousins don't, and I'd like them. I want hot food. I want something other than beer or mineral water to go with my dinner. I want corned beef and cabbage. I want green vegetables. I want American Portions, rather than these single-serving jobbies that they've got here. I want stores to be open later than 6PM.
I want a girl with fingernails that shine like Justice and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
. I want more than five channels. I want fairly predictable weather.
Okay, enough whining and moaning. England's not that bad. A little bit more warmth, some better nutrition, and I think everything would be hunky-dory (I can't believe I just said that).
Oh, and I think I can still name every single alcoholic beverage I've ever had and when I had it.