According to Hawksblog, Arcata, CA is all mallardy
. Yes, I made that word up. To complete the Link + Quote + Comment equation (actually, come to think of it, that's not an equation...), read the following for thyself, and make sure you're not drinking milk (or at least have your nose plugged):
The city is officially a nuke-free zone, so note to Al Qaeda, if you have a nuke, don’t you dare set it off in Arcata. Don’t even bring it into the city limits – you’d be violating a Municipal Ordinance with your nuclear ordinance."